AEP-911-J (Image Altered to Prevent Cognitohazardous Effects.)
Item ID: AEP-911-J
Enclosure Designation: Meridien
Threat Classification: COG-02
Adaptive Enclosure Protocols: AEP-911-J is to be kept in a standard non-sentient object containment unit at Site-814. This box is to be kept on the opposite side of the facility as O-Class Housing, and access to AEP-911-J is to be limited to Division II personnel. Visual contact with AEP-911-J is to be limited to viewing through a computerized program to blur out the face depicted on AEP-911-J, in order to prevent AEP-911-J's anomalous properties from manifesting.
Description: AEP-911-J is a 25cm x 20cm blackwood picture frame that accompanies with it a picture of a fictional anime character. The picture frame has no dents or damage, and all attempts to damage the picture frame or the picture in it have failed. Additionally, no samples could be gathered from the picture frame without triggering AEP-911-J's anomalous effects.
The picture within AEP-911-J depicts a fan-art rendition of a fictional anime girl who was later identified as Kanna Kamui from "Miss Kobayashi Dragon Maid," a Japanese animation produced by COOL Kyoushinja. O-5811 was instructed to watch all 12 episodes of this animation and interview with Dr. Suzuki, a member of personnel with Japanese descent unhealthy Japanese cultural obsessions. All attempts to track the artist responsible for the art in AEP-911-J have resulted in non-anomalous results.
AEP-911-J's anomalous properties manifest when the picture in AEP-911-J is viewed directly. When AEP-911-J is viewed directly, a squad of 10 - 15 veteran FBI Agents will manifest behind the nearest door. These FBI Agents, now referred to as AEP-911-J-COP, will scream "FBI Open Up!" before breaking down the door and arresting the viewer of AEP-911-J with possession of child pornography. Most of these cases result in the admission of an O-Class personnel who was sentenced with life for possession of child pornography. AEP-911-J-COP will do their job, despite many factors that may not be congruent with their job description, such as global location or military presence around them.
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Addendum: It has been reported that AEP-911-J will occasionally emit an "awoo" noise from within containment. This has confirmed that it was not Dr. Suzuki watching [REDACTED] at his desk. Action has yet to be taken for this anomalous property of AEP-911-J.
Value Assessment: AEP-911-J can be used to help "recruit" O-Class personnel through the use of the connection AEP-911-J-COP has with the United States Judicial system.